(The No-BS Version)
Hi, I’m Evan
Applied physicist. Algo-trader. Night owl. Professional AI builder.
I code systems that predict markets by day and debug them until 3 AM to the beat of phonk playlists.
(Yes, my neighbors think I’m running a underground cyber-racket. No, I’ll never tell them they’re half-right.)
The Vibe
For Beginners: No gatekeeping. Just candlesticks, Python scripts, and sarcastic comments.
For Pros: Edge in the chaos? Let’s debate. I’ll bring the data, you bring the skepticism.
For Everyone Else: I automate regret. It’s called a trading bot.
What Drives Me
Trading : Not the "Lambo or food stamps" hype. Just sexy math. With occasional sparks of "holy crap, it works?"
Code : I build AI for a living. Sometimes it’s genius. Sometimes it hallucinates that Python is a literal snake and refuses to cooperate..
The Dream : Hosting a trading championship where I commentate : "OOH LA LA! The Shanghai rookie just shorted the S&P during a Fed pump—pour one out for his margin call funeral!"
What You’ll Find Here
Open-Source Strategies : My wins, fails, and "why did I even try this" moments. All public. All free.
Real Backtests : No cherry-picked dates. If my algo crashes, you’ll see the flames.
Zero Guru Vibes : I won’t sell you a “secret system”. But I might roast yours if you’re reckless.
What You Won’t Find
Get-rich-quick schemes. (Pro tip: If it prints money, I’d be sleeping, not coding.)
Why Stick Around?
Because you’re tired of YouTube thumbnails screaming “$10,000 IN 10 MINUTES” and want something that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
Just raw code, real trades, and the occasional caffeine rush.
Final Offer
Come for the alpha leaks, stay for the brutal honesty.
Everything’s open-source. No BS. No upsells. Just signal, noise, and the fight to separate the two.