Effective Date: 03/05/2025

TL;DR (EN BREF)

Read this or regret it later. Key points:

• By using this blog, you agree to these terms like a grown-up.

• My code is free to use (with credit), but don’t sell it unless we negotiate.

• I delete dumb comments without warning.

• If you sue me, we fight in a 3-round MMA match first. Jurisdiction: France.

• I’m not responsible for your bad life choices.

• I change these terms whenever. Check back never.

1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

By accessing or using Trading made Botter (the "Site"), you agree to be legally bound by these Terms. If you’re under 18 or allergic to sarcasm, GTFO.

2. CODE LICENSE & USE

2.1 License Grant

• All code (scripts, bots, backtests) is licensed under the MIT License, with these additions:

  • Attribution: You must credit me as the original author in any derivative work (e.g., "Based on code by [Your Name] from [Blog URL]").

  • Commercial Use: Prohibited without my written consent. Want to monetize my code? Let’s talk royalties (payment in croissants accepted).

2.2 No Warranty

• Code is provided “AS IS”. No guarantees of functionality, accuracy, or fitness for purpose. Bugs included at no extra charge.

3. USER OBLIGATIONS

3.1 Prohibited Uses
You agree not to:

• Use the Site or code for illegal activities (market manipulation, fraud, annoying your ex).

• Spam, scam, or post unsolicited dick pics in comments.

• Claim my work as yours (plagiarism = bad karma + legal hex).

3.2 Assumption of Risk

• Trading involves risk. You acknowledge that:

  • My content is for entertainment, not financial advice.

  • You’re solely responsible for losses, meltdowns, or existential crises caused by using my code.

4. COMMENT MODERATION

4.1 Rules
I reserve the right to delete comments for:

• Spam, abuse, harassment, or financial misinformation (e.g., “SHIB to $10 tomorrow!”).

• Violations of common sense (e.g., conspiracy theories, flat-earth trading strategies).

4.2 No Appeals

• Deletions are final. No warnings, no explanations. My blog, my dictatorship.

5. DISPUTE RESOLUTION

5.1 MMA Clause

• Before filing any legal claim, we settle disputes via:

  • A 3-round MMA match (5 minutes/round, gloves optional, location: Paris).

  • Winner chooses the next step (e.g., apology, baguette tribute).

5.2 Jurisdiction

• Governed by French law. Lawsuits must be filed in French courts. By using this Site, you waive your right to a jury trial.

6. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

6.1 Cap on Damages

• My maximum liability to you is €1 (or equivalent in stale baguettes).

6.2 Exclusions

• I’m not responsible for:

  • Trading losses, emotional damage, or third-party content (e.g., shady brokers I linked).

  • Apocalyptic scenarios caused by code bugs (e.g., AI-powered bot starting WW3).

7. GDPR (FOR EU USERS)

• I collect minimal data (cookies, emails if you subscribe). To delete your data, send me a mail at tradingmadebotter@gmail.com . Response time: between 24h and the heat death of the universe.

8. MODIFICATIONS

• I update these Terms whenever I’m bored or sued. No notifications. Your continued use = acceptance. Check back never.

9. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

• All content (articles, memes, code) is my property unless stated otherwise. Steal my memes, and I’ll roast you harder than a rekt portfolio.

10. FORCE MAJEURE

• Not liable for site downtime caused by hackers, zombie apocalypses, or French strikes.

11. SEVERABILITY

• If a court voids part of these Terms, the rest survives. Like a cockroach after nuclear war.

   

CONTACT

For questions or MMA match bookings: tradingmadebotter@gmail.com .